Concerned partner program

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Is someone you love showing signs of Claude dependency? Complete this clinical assessment and we will generate an official intervention notice.

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Says 'just one more prompt' and means 47 moreHas named their terminal windowTalks to Claude more than to meLets dinner go cold while 'debugging'Comes to bed at 4am smelling of keyboardChecks Claude on their phone during date nightSays 'I'm almost done' every 45 minutes for 8 hoursMumbles about 'context windows' in their sleepDenies having a problem while having 12 tabs openCan no longer hold a conversation without saying 'let me think about that'The API bill is higher than the grocery billCancelled weekend plans to 'ship a feature'

No actual medical professionals were consulted. This is a cry for help, not a diagnosis.

Claudict Recovery Center. Est. 2026.

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